who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional
the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry
“you don’t look depressed though”
oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today
its weird society sees people with tattoos and modifications as being unclean and poor when in reality its so expensive to get those things in the first place and the aftercare is strenuous and daily and in reality modified people are probably the most hygienic and well off people you’ll meet
When there are 0 fanfics with the pairing you want
worse: when the fics exist and are ALL BAD
even more worse: the only fics that exist of that pairing are yours
WORSER. the only fics that exist of that pairing are yours… when you were a terrible writer.
"how will i explain gay couples to my children”
if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love
Sunday nights are the worst you go to bed with that horrifying feeling of impending doom like “I’ve got a whole fucking week ahead”
can anyone make this transparent for me pls?
im sorry i made an alternate version
WHAT THE FUCK
why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon
One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.
i will literally try to pet any cat i can don’t doubt me
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life